What bottles of wine should I leave for my wife?

Before I go to work today I have to get my wife a few bottles of wine. She says it is for her old college friends who are visiting. I know she slept with many men in her college cl, including the manly sports stars and fraternity guys. I am not worried though, she will be faithful because she picked me for marriage, and that means I am the biggest stud she ever met. She told me that her friends want privacy so I should sleep in a motel tonight. Boy, it sure sounds like they will have fun! By the way, why do I keep finding random things in my bedroom? Like a plumbing wrench, pool skimmer, gardening tools and a gl milk bottle? We don't even have milkmen around here!